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Political Gaffe: our own political circus

If you’re hoping to be politically enlightened by reading this blog, then please proceed to our news section instead.

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First, let me clear a few things:

  1. No, I was not paid by any of the candidates
  2. No, I’m not voting for Mar
  3. No, I do not support Duterte

If you’re hoping to be politically enlightened by reading this blog, then please proceed to our news section instead. The primary purpose of this list-post is to make fun and expose the political circus that’s happening right now.

 

  1. The unnecessary tension 

 Here is the compressed and edited version of their moronic banter:

Duterte: Ay pag nakita ko yan sampalin ko ng tsinelas ni Korina ‘yan.

Mar: Sampalan? Parang hindi naman kami lalaki. Gusto niya sapakan na lang kami.

Duterte: Ayoko na, hindi ko na papatulan ‘yan. Patunayan niya munang tuli na siya.

Mar: Wala akong kailangan patunayan. Tuli ako. Tanong mo pa si Pnoy.

 

  1. Curious case of Binay’s Thesis

Educational attainment and raw experience are important when one is vying for a position in government, (who am I kidding? Look at Manny Pacquiao and Lito Lapid: walking ironies) that’s why Thomasians went crazy when the Varsitarian broke the news that Binay didn’t finish his degree here in UST.

Binay, however, deflected this issue with an air tight excuse that would probably put James Moriarty to shame:

Non-verbatim: “Hindi ko natapos degree ko kase may bumasag sa salamin ng kotse ko tapos ninakaw ‘yong thesis ko. Eh syempre noong panahon na ‘yon hindi pa uso ang computer kaya wala akong back up.”

Question: Who would go through all that trouble just to steal someone’s thesis?

 

  1. Appearance 112: How not to eat and how not to appear like an idiot
  • Remember your composure and position. It’s very unwise to say this to a reporter while being viewed live on national TV: “Ano, gusto mo samahan pa kita bumili ng drugs?
  • If there’s no available plate, then find an available saucer, and vice versa. If that fails, find a banana leaf. Just. Don’t. Eat. Rice. Using. A. Cup. With. A. Ladle. As. Your. Spoon.
  • It is simply idiotic to drink soup with a plate.

 

  1. #ConfidentlyMasikip: First National Debate kuno

Debate highlights:

  • Mar be like “jsbfjjfbhebfjwenfjwef… at yan po ang daang matuwid na ating ipagpapatuloy”
  • Question: Ano po magagawa niyo para sa ekonomiya ng Pilipinas? Binay: Napaganda ko po ang Makati. Punta po tayo sa Makati.
  • Guess who: “Psh Kriminal? 3-6 months linis yan – ask me how.”
  • Poe was so calm and collected, that she can probably tell you she murdered your family and you would still feel at peace.
  • Mar: *says something*

Duterte: *screams internally* mababaril ko na ‘to

  • Miriam walks to the podium

Ruffles her hair

Fixes her lapel

Raises her hands to the skies

SAAN NATIN KUKUNIN ANG PERA

 

  1. Binay’s political suicide

The two statements that put the nail in his own coffin:

“Alam niyo naman na ako laki sa hirap naranasan ko ‘yan. Katulad ng nanay ko namatay dahil sa kahirapan”

“Hindi naman porket nasa gobyerno kami wala na kaming pwedeng gawin para kumita. Saka ‘yong iba naman diyan nabili namin, ‘yong iba naman namana ko.”

 

  1. Because why the hell would you use your own money? That’s ridiculous!

 “Poe’s son using his own hard-earned money to buy his own shoes?! That’s absurd! That money probably came from solicited funds from the big companies controlling Poe!”

 

Ignoring the satire, I urge you to develop your own opinion. Don’t be swayed by your friends, family, or the mainstream media.

Do your own research, be knowledgeable of each candidate’s stand on issues plaguing this country.

Wikipedia is not a valid source, don’t be lazy.

Look at Miriam Defensor; I am always in awe whenever she appears on the news. Her inteligence, credentials and infamy precedes her. Recently, however, when asked about her take on Martial Law, she said the Marcos’ did it for the betterment of the country. Unfortunately, that was the biggest downer for me since they cancelled Heroes.

And now look at Mar: he is mangling his own campaign, making it easier for the other candidates. What kind of presidential candidate would offer to accompany you, on national TV, to buy drugs?

Binay, on the other hand, is keeping it cool on the surface. But I bet he knows the instability he brought to his campaign because of his statements regarding his alleged ill-gotten wealth. Tips? Feel the lie. Practice the lie. Be the lie.

For you special group of people – go bash me, it won’t make any difference – Duterte is no magic. You can’t “decriminalize” a country as large as ours within 6 months.

Say he does manage to clean our rancid country, but at what cost? Shoot now, ask later? He said he will abide by the law. Well surprise, extra judicial killing is against the law. If he is to abide, 6 months would not be enough because due process takes time, just as it is in other parts of the world. Keep your #Du30 in your pants, I’ve seen better.

Grace Poe has her plans, but can she successfully accomplish them? I admire her passion but it won’t be enough. She says “itutuloy ko ang nasimulan ng aking tatay,” but honestly, what will she continue? His stunts? Then be an action star.

 

PS. Know the candidates. Do thorough research. Determine if they mean every promises or simply saying it to please the people.

PPS. Read the news article before commenting. It would make you less stupid tenfold.

PPPS. It doesn’t mean that if I despise one party, I uphold the other. I hate what happened during Marcos’ reign, but I also hate that Cory did little to nothing to revive our dying country. Stop saying “na brainwash ka ng banderang dilaw” or “siguro bayaran ka no.”

PPPPS. What is it with candidates in continuing the “legacy” of their predecessors?

Leni: Tatapusin/itutuloy ko ang nasimulan ng aking asawa

Mar: Itutuloy ko ang daang matuwid

Poe: Ipagpapatuloy ko ang gawain ng aking ama

Binay: Itutuloy ko ang mga nagawa ko sa Makati

 

Why are they so driven to continue these olden ideas? Why can’t they be their own man? Daang Matuwid is riddled with controversies and ineptitude. Makati is a city, not a country. Whatever your husband or your father did was surely commendable, but we’re talking about the present here.

We can’t afford to waste another six years. Man up and do your country a favor.

 

 

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Celebrate 100 Years of PH Cinema with Pista ng Pelikulang Pilipino

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In the last two years, the Pista ng Pelikang Pilipino (PPP) held its week-long celebration of Filipino film in the month of August. This year, PPP celebrates its third year which perfectly coincides with the celebration of 100 years in Philippine Cinema.

As the festival gathers the interest of movie goers and film enthusiasts, it showcases films of different genres and unique characteristics that will surely hype up the local film scene once again. On its third year, PPP features ten films with three of them under Sandaan showcase: 

PPP’S FEATURE ENTRIES

Cuddle Weather by Rod Marmol

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When the paths of Adela Johnson, an experienced prostitute and Ram, a newbie call boy entangles, one of them begins to realize that there is more to the act of lovemaking when you begin to catch feelings for someone. Will feelings be in the way of their field of work or will it change them completely?

G! by Dondon Santos

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As soon as a terminally-ill teenager realizes that his time is running out, he embarks on a trip together with his best friends as he tries to tick off everything in his bucket list. In their trip, they realize the importance of life, love, and friendship.

I’m Ellenya L by Boy 2 Quizon

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In the digital world where everyone aspires to be known, Ellenya creates a different version of herself online in an attempt to be in the limelight. During the process, will she be able to stay true to herself or suffer the consequences knowing that karma is digital?

LSS (Last Song Syndrome) by Jade Castro

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Sara, a young woman who is pursuing her passion for music despite all odds, finds herself in a rhythmic adventure with Zack as they string along with an indie band. As they embark on a new chapter in their life, could they set aside the fear of falling for their growing feelings for each other?


Open by Andoy Ranay

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Will you do everything just to save a love that is dying? Open follows the story of long-term couple who begins to navigate the idea of going in an open relationship in order to keep each other close.

The Panti Sisters by Jun Robles Lana

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Three gay sons have to give their terminally-ill father a grandchild in order to have their P300 million inheritance while also triyng to gain their father’s acceptance for who they really are. 

Watch Me Kill by Tyrone Acierto

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Who is the real enemy? A heartless contract-killer finds herself at risk as she saves a victim and faces her demons at the same time. 

 

PPP’S SANDAAN SHOWCASE

Circa by Adolfo Alix, Jr.

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Circa revolves around a once-famous movie producer, Doña Atang, who wishes to reunite with the people she’s worked with in the past. Aside from a star-studded cast featuring Gina Alajar, Anita Linda, and Jacklyn Jose among others, the late actor Eddie Garcia also takes a “special participation” in the film.

Lola Igna by Eduardo Roy, Jr.

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After receiving the title as “The Oldest Living Grandmother in the World”, Lola Igna grows impatient and eager to die as she is running out of reasons to live her life. When her grandson reunites with her to document every moment with his grandmother, will she finally find a reason to live life to the fullest?

Pagbalik by Hubert Tibi and Maria Ranillo

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The only Visayan entry in this year’s festival, Pagbalik revolves around the life of an OFW who goes back home. As soon as the feeling of returning home finally sinks in, she begins to question everything she has sacrificed for when she left her mother and her son for a work abroad years ago. 

Will you be going alone or watching with your friends and loved ones? No worries because PPP2019 offers STUDENT DISCOUNTS to students in all levels. Just make sure that you’ll bring your school ID or your registration form with you in order to avail the student discount (P180 in theatres in Metro Manila and P130 in theatres outside Metro Manila starting September 13) However, the ticket prices depend on your nearest cinema’s ticket rate. 

Pista ng Pelikulang Pilipino will screen in cinemas nationwide starting from September 13 until September 19, 2019! For more details regarding the films and its screening schedules, don’t hesitate to check the cinema websites!

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KWENTONG DORM: Ano ang dapat meron ka sa iyong dorm?

FYI: Mag-isa man o may kasama, mahalaga na itatak mo sa utak mo ang mga bagay na ito para naman maging magaan at komportable ang iyong karanasan habang nananatili ka sa tinutuluyan mo malapit sa Unibersidad.

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Muli na namang nagsimula ang bagong kabanata sa pagbubukas ng panibagong school year! Gigising na naman tayo nang maaga kahit na puyat tayo sa dami ng mga ginagawa. Magmamadali muli sa pagpasok sa klase kahit na gustong-gusto na natin magpahinga kahit saglit lang. At sa wakas, uuwi na sa mga tambak ng mga gawain para sa kinabukasan. Ilan lang ito sa mga bagay na nararanasan ng isang estudyante, pero sa pangarap na nais nating abutin, kailangan nating isakripisyo ang ilang mga bagay dahil sa huli, magiging matamis ang bunga nito.

Sa pagpasok sa panibagong school year, maaaring ikaw ay isa sa mga estudyanteng gigising nang sobrang aga para mag-commute habang mayroon namang mawawalay sa kanilang mga pamilya at mahal sa buhay para makapag-aral sa UST.

Kung binabasa mo ito ngayon, ikaw ay isa sa mga mag-aaral na nararanasan ang buhay ng isang “dormer”. Mag-isa man o may kasama, mahalaga na itatak mo sa utak mo ang mga bagay na ito para naman maging magaan at komportable ang iyong karanasan habang nananatili ka sa tinutuluyan mo malapit sa Unibersidad:

1. Damit (maraming damit!)

Mahalaga na magdala ng maraming damit (pangpasok, pambahay, at panlabas) dahil ito ang iyong pansamantalang tahanan sa mga susunod na araw. 

2. Rice cooker

Lalabas ka na naman ba para kumain kung pwede ka namang magluto? Ang perang maaring magastos sa pagbili ng pagkain sa labas ay pwede mong matipid. Kanin, noodles, at iba pang mga putahe ay pwedeng maluto sa rice cooker. Ngunit, kung makapagdadala ka ng mas maraming kagamitan sa pangluto o kaya’y hindi ka ipinagbabawal ang pagluto sa iyong tinutuluyan, mas maganda ito. Tandaan na huwag kalimutan mapanatili ang inyong kalusugan! Dapat na kumain pa rin nang tama kahit ikaw ay nagtitipid ng iyong allowance.

3. Pang-meryenda

Mas mabuti rin na magdala ng mga snacks (tsitsirya, mga biskwit, atpb.) dahil bukod sa mas nakakatipid ka rito, kailangan mo rin ng iba pang mga pagkain upang ganahan sa pag-aaral at sa iba pang mga bagay.

4. Payong

Ito ang isa sa mga bagay na hindi mo dapat kalimutan! Mainit man o maaraw, mahalaga na magdala ng payong lalo na’t madalas na ang pabugso-bugsong ulan dito sa Maynila. Manatiling handa!

5. Alkansya

Ang pagiging magastos ay maiiwasan. Mahalaga na magkaroon ng alkansya o paglalagyan ng iyong pera. Bukod sa tinuturuan mo ang iyong sarili na magtipid, ang perang maiipon mo sa ilang buwan mong pamamalagi ay maaari mong magamit para sa iyong kinabukasan.

6. Storage Kits/Organizers

Ang mga storage kits o organizers ay importante upang hindi maging makalat ang iyong tinutuluyan. Maaari mo ritong ilagay ang iyong mga damit, mga mahahalagang kagamitan sa paaralan, mga kagamitan sa banyo, at iba pa. Ito ay magtuturo sa iyo na maging masinop at organisado sa iyong mga kagamitan. May kasama ka man o wala, dapat panatilihing malinis ang iyong tinutuluyan upang hindi ito maging tahanan ng iba’t ibang uri ng insekto.

7. Walis (at iba pang panlinis)

Sa usaping kalinisan, mas mapapanatili ang kaayusan ng iyong dorm kung mayroon kang mga kagamitan para dito. Sa paglilinis, tinuturuan mo ang iyong sarili na maging mas responsable at maayos sa iyong kapaligiran.

8. Mga gamot

Katulad ng panahon, hindi rin natin mahuhulaan kung anuman ang mangyayari. Lalo na’t haharapin na naman natin ang mga araw na tayo’y maraming responsibilidad bilang isang estudyante, mahalaga na may mga gamot at supplements kang nakatago sa iyong tinutuluyan para mapanatili mo pa rin ang magandang kalusugan. Tandaan na kahit marami kang responsibilidad sa paaralan, kailangan mo pa ring alagaan ang iyong sarili!

9. Emergency Kit

Sa oras ng sakuna tulad ng lindol o kaya bagyo, importante na mayroon tayong emergency kit na naglalaman ng pagkain, tubig, baterya, toiletries, at iba pa. Okay nang maging handa at sigurado sa mga oras na ito.

 

EXTRAS:

  1. Vision Board 

Mahalaga na mayroon kang board or espasyo sa iyong pader kung saan pwedeng ilista ang mga gawaing kailangan mong matapos, lagyan ng mga litrato o mga notes na naglalaman ng mga salitang nagbibigay-sigla at inspirasyon para mas ganahan ka sa iyong pag-aaral. 

  1. Mga Litrato (Sentimental items)

Sa iyong pamamalagi, mahalaga na may mga bagay ka na magbibigay sa’yo ng motibasyon para mag-aral at makamit ang iyong mga pangarap. Kahit malayo ka man, may mga bagay na magpapaalala sa’yo na maging mas matatag sa kabila ng mga hirap at pagsubok na iyong nararanasan.

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Manila Liquor Ban: Shantay You Stay or Sashay Away?

After reading your replies on our recent #TalkOnTW segment, we’ve conducted a little “research” about a list of spots around the campus and we’ve indicated which among these are within Isko’s “danger zone”.

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EDITOR’S NOTE: The measurements used in this article are based on the data taken from Google Maps. Although the authors provided radial (pinned at Plaza Mayor) and peripheral distances so as to avoid the confusion legislative loopholes may cause, they used the distance measured from the University perimeter wall to the establishment temporarily as the basis of judgment. Further, this article should not be regarded as a legitimate reference nor should it be considered as a guide to the recently implemented regulation. Moreover, this article does not, in any way, invite students to vice.

Recently, Manila Mayor Isko Moreno signed an executive order enforcing the cancellation of all business permits of stores that sell alcoholic beverages within the 200-meter range of schools and universities in Manila. With that being said, the mayor’s strict implementation on liquor ban received different reactions.

Aside from popular and affordable eateries, the University is also known for being surrounded by a number of inuman spots. From the bustling streets of Espana up to the food crawl and street food lined along the streets of Dapitan, there are a lot of (hidden) gems situated along these streets that surely became an instant hit for students.

After reading your replies on our recent #TalkOnTW segment, we’ve conducted a little “research” about a list of spots around the campus and we’ve indicated which among these are within Isko’s “danger zone”.

Dapitan

Four Monkeys Bar & Kitchen (63 meters from UST perimeter wall*) 

Known for its student-friendly prices and Instagram-worthy vibes, Four Monkeys Bar & Kitchen (also known as 4M), is a popular bar and restaurant in Santander Street that is not only jam-packed with Thomasians but also students from neighboring universities!

Verdict: SASHAY AWAY!

 

Tapsi (119 meters from UST perimeter wall*)

Found in Asturias Street, Tapsi gives off an old Manila vibe because of its vintage facade. Tapsi is popular especially to the alumni of the University as it has been one of the oldest inuman houses in Dapitan. They are best known for affordable rice meals and buckets of beer.

Verdict: SASHAY AWAY!

 

The Pit (130 meters from UST perimeter wall*)

Like Tapsi, The Pit is also a known landmark for drinking! Often visited by students and fellow alumni, The Pit serves affordable rice meals on their first floor. However, the real fun begins as you climb up the stairs where they serve you affordable cocktails as well!

Verdict: SASHAY AWAY!

 

Viewpoint (43 meters from UST perimeter wall*)

Viewpoint is a drinking establishment located at Antonio Street. Despite the area being cramped and hidden in view, it is known for its very affordable alcoholic drinks.

Verdict: SASHAY AWAY!

 

Fusebox Lifestyle Complex (119 meters from UST perimeter wall*)

Fusebox is a popular food establishment located along Laong-Laan Street. Serving a wide variety of dishes – from affordable rice bowls to Korean barbeque, Fusebox is known to be the drinking capital due to the number of restaurants serving alcohol at the top floor. There is also a pool table, perfect for unwinding after a tiring day.

Verdict: SASHAY AWAY!

 

Noval

Quesarito Mexican Cocina (10 meters from UST perimeter wall*)

Quesarito Mexican Cocina is a new gem situated right above Angkong, Tap N’ Chop, and Legit Restaurant. Aside from serving a wide variety of Mexican dishes and rice meals like liquored wings, they serve delicious flavored beers and margaritas that won’t make you break the bank!

Verdict: SASHAY AWAY!

 

España

Troika Resto & Art Gallery (140 meters from UST perimeter wall*)

If you’re searching for an artsy inuman spot that also showcases live music, then Troika is the place you’re looking for! Aside from being a drinking hub, Troika is also an art gallery that makes you appreciate the arts as you stay.

Verdict: SASHAY AWAY!

 

Breeze Resto Bar (155 meters from UST perimeter wall*)

Tucked in Moret, Breeze is a drinking spot that serves affordable pulutan and alcoholic beverages. Although the place is dark, the ambiance of the place is cozy enough that it will make you come back again.

Verdict: SASHAY AWAY!

 

Acustica Bistro & Lounge (34 meters from UST perimeter wall*)

Acustica Bistro & Lounge serves you with the usual drinks and meals that are not on the expensive price range. Unlike other inuman spots that are usually cramped, Acustica gives off a cozy ambiance that makes you feel at home. Moreover, this place is also a good drinking spot for those who enjoy live performances.

Verdict: SASHAY AWAY!

 

Lacson

Spotlight Restobar (321 meters from UST perimeter wall*)

Want to sing your heart out to Whitney Houston’s Where do Broken Hearts Go or Salbakuta’s Stupid Love? Spotlight is a known inuman spot in Maria Clara street where you can go belt out your notes with their karaoke while being served your favorite cocktails!

Verdict: SHANTAY YOU STAY!

 

The Roof (33 meters from UST perimeter wall*)

Located on the 34th floor of Pacific Skyloft, The Roof is the perfect place for those who want to escape reality for a bit. Though the price range will give you the “Haggardo Versoza” vibe, The Roof will never fail to give you a one-of-a-kind experience as you gaze at the buildings seen from the roof.

Verdict: SASHAY AWAY!

 

Chill Top (840 meters from UST perimeter wall*)

With their branches spotted in Cubao down to Buendia, Chill Top found its home in Lacson, too! Like other roof deck bars, Chill Top allows you to enjoy a variety of cocktails and hard liquor as you watch over Manila’s skyline, too. It is definitely a place where you can chill, drink, and forget life’s burdens for a little while!

Verdict: SHANTAY YOU STAY!

 

With the strict implementation of Liquor Ban by the Mayor, will this drastically affect drinking establishments that are still operating at this moment? Whatever the result may be, the best thing that we should always keep in mind is to be more mindful and responsible for our actions! 

Jia Pizarro Bote; Brin Raizulli Isaac and John Aaron Pangilinan contributed to this article.

 

*Radial Distances

Dapitan

Four Monkeys Bar & Kitchen: 337 meters from Plaza Mayor

Tapsi: 365 meters from Plaza Mayor

The Pit: 276 meters from Plaza Mayor

Viewpoint: 250 meters from Plaza Mayor

Fusebox Lifestyle Complex: 356 meters from Plaza Mayor

 

Noval

Quesarito Mexican Cocina: 267 meters from Plaza Mayor

 

Espana

Troika Resto & Art Gallery: 405.85 meters from Plaza Mayor

Breeze Resto Bar: 398 meters from Plaza Mayor

Acustica Bistro: 325 meters from Plaza Mayor

 

Lacson

Spotlight Restobar: 586 meters from Plaza Mayor

The Roof: 325 meters from Plaza Mayor

Chill Top: 1.10 kilometers from Plaza Mayor

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